1. Your favorite numbers are 24 or 2 and 4 a tribute to Kobe Bryant’s jersey number 24.
2. Your favorite Spanish word is “Pau”.
3. Your favorite colors are purple and yellow.
4. You know more about the Lakers history more than your history books in school
5. You’d rather buy a Lakers season tickets than buying a new car.
6. You named your favorite machine as Sasha coming from the Lakers guard and self proclaimed “The Machine” Sasha Vujajic.
7. Your favorite shape is a triangle from Phil Jackson’s infamous offense.
8. You hate anything green.
9. Your favorite wine is cognac the same drink Ron Artest gulps in on halftime while he was still with the Chicago Bulls.
10. Your favorite food is frog legs dipped in honey garlic sauce the same delicacy Kobe Bryant is looking forward on every mealtime.
11. You name your child Kobe and if someone questions you, you tell them it’s from the beef though deep inside it’s actually from your number one idol Kobe Bryant.
12. You have a pet Fish and you call him Fish.
13. And lastly you dreamed about the Lakers every night and when you went to seek professional help the doctor recommends a strong sleeping pill but you declined and say “Not now doc.. tonight is the game 7 of the NBA finals…”